If you’ve found us, there’s a good chance you might be a cunt. And if the idea of that makes you smile, you are definitely a cunt.

Of course, we all want to be calmer, more relaxed, our most intentional selves, but… sound baths? yoga retreats? shavasanas that go on forever? (Did you know scrolling your phone during shavasana is discouraged? What else are you supposed to do, just lie there?) 

These things may work for some of your friends, but no one has ever referred to you as zen. 

Let’s be honest, the only sounds we want to bathe in are the voices of the smart women we surround ourselves with verbally dissecting the assholes they’ve encountered this week.  

And if that speaks to you? Welcome. Invite your cunty friends. 

Meditate with us

Let’s build a community—a “cluster of cunts” so to speak.

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